Writing up some communications and astral travel stuff I’ve been workin on slowly for a while. It’s almost done!
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- me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
- me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
- me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive
So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.
This probably won’t even get noticed but I’ll try anyway. It’s not a Megalodon! It’s indeed a whale shark. You can clearly see it in the making of the Prince of Egypt right here.
The profile is all wrong for a Megalodon as well. Megalodons belonged to the same order as todays’ Great Whites, and it would have had a large and very prominent dorsal fin closer to the head as well as the smaller secondary one near the tail. The nose would also have been more pointed and the head a larger, blocky shape.
Whale sharks, on the other hand, have this exact profile and yes, they really are THAT FREAKIN’ BIG.
Friendly reminder that pop culture witchcraft and pop culture paganism are different things. Someone may practice the one and not the other. Just as we encourage new people to not conflate pagans and witches because not everyone is both, please do the same for us.
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Ever been to the 1000 islands? I’m going soon and wandering if there any must see or must do or must go kind of things.
One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation “bi” is short for “bisexual”, when really it stands for “Black Island”, the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run
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